Keep in mind, this in not a waitress in the Hooters sense, but one more fitting in the Perkins or Waffle House style.

Waitress: You'll notice that I brought out the pink striped coffee cups for you guys. I did this as a punishment for your behavior.
Editor's note: It may be of interest to know that Andy's coffee cup had lipstick on it. Could have been leftover, could have been fresh. We may never know.
Kevin: That's OK, Wally owns a lot of pink stuff.
Wally: (reaching for the waistband) Yeah, I've got my pink underwear on today.
Waitress: (with look of horror) Now that I don't need to see.
(mood changes): Well, maybe later when I get off work!
Editor's note: Wally was quiet for the remainder of the meal.

And the ultimate comment after we had been served our meals:

Waitress: Hey, now that your mouths are full of food, you're actually pleasant to hang around!